As I've mentioned before, churches down here in the south like to put up signs outside with cute or pithy or profound sayings on them. Sometimes they make me think, sometimes they make me chuckle.
Now this is a little extreme...
Is it any wonder why people are getting turned-off from religion?
P.S. It's fake.
There is a small church I pass on a back road on my way to work. I wish I had taken a picture of the message they put up around Mother's Day, but I did not. This is what it actually said:
A nice sentiment, right? And it's true!
But me, being the sick, twisted, mentally-unbalanced person I am, could not help but adding a line in my head. It got so bad that every time I passed that sign, this is the only way I could read it:
I know, I know...I'm incorrigible. And I probably am going to hell.
If it exists.
Church Sign Generator (Make your own!)
Speaking of mentally-unstable...
I love the look on the face of the guy on the right in the first panel. I've seen that look before...on the faces of my friends when I say something completely inane, or go off on one of my (many) rants. They get that look right before throwing their hands up in the air and storming off, muttering "Why do I even bother talking to that guy?"
Have a nice day :)