The mullet-haired boss catches Scott hanging around doing nothing when he could be cleaning.
Scott says: "I'm a very fast leaner. It said so in my resume."
Boss says: "Oh, I'd thought that was a typo. So I guess you aren't a fast learner."
Scott replies: "Neither of us is."
This is one Basic Instructions that had me laughing all the way through. Scott is consistently the funniest cartoonists on the planet. Perhaps of all time.