...So, let me set it up. The premise is, over the weekend this woman named Shannon lost her cat. When she gets to work on Monday morning, she emails one of the guys upstairs in the Design Department (David) and asks him if he can make up a "lost cat" poster. She includes a picture of Missy. Simple request, right?
The posters aren't quite what Shannon is looking for. She offers suggestions - which aren't well-received at all. Regarding telling people how to do their jobs, David snippily reminds her, "I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out the window."
This "email exchange" appears on 27b/6 a blog by a very strange guy and brilliant writer named David Thorne. His other stories are funny as well, but this one is just friggin' too funny for words.
Read it here: MISSING MISSY